Woodsplitter's Skelf
- Thread starter bkupris
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Is it so named because I'm going to get a skelf in my @rse the first time I sit on it?
You shouldn't and I hope not. It is just a play on the word 'shelf' 'cos the seat looks like a shelf.
BillM
I've never had anything named after me before. 'tis a privilege. Thank you. I'l try it out ASAP, but that won't be at the club shoot week-end; We're having a do for my father-in-law's 85th birthday.
Well, the other suggestion in the past was for a toilet somewhere around there so it could have been worse.
BillM
Toilet? That's what that bucket behind the tree is for
Amateurs! Who carries a bucket when they are out in the wilds. That's why we should carry a trowel and just bury our deposits. God also wouldn't have invented trees if he thought men didn't need to pee when out and about.Toilet? That's what that bucket behind the tree is for
BillM
Hereward
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And bushes for the ladies, mustn't forget them. :innocent:
Change of plan. I am in fact available to handsel this magnificent edifice. The family do is in fact on the Saturday. The error was due to an extremely unusual occurrence -The Executive Committee got it wrong. She thought the 6th was the Sunday and told me that that was when the do was..is..umm... damn it, what's the third person future tense of the verb "to be"? Anyway, Mrs Woodsplitter said that we would attending the do on the Sunday, but has now found that it is to be the Saturday. She is of course blaming her sister, in whose house the do is going to be held.
I'm confused.
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